I tried phone sex once…
I tried phone sex once, but the holes were too small.
Two Polish guys are discussing one’s upcoming wedding…
Two Polish guys are discussing one’s upcoming wedding… “I’m not sure ifmy future bride...
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Darling, she whispered after they had finished making love…
“Darling,” she whispered after they had finished making love, “Will you still make love...