The Three Idiots
Once, there were three guys stranded on an island, and the mainland was 100...
Christmas Present
Q. What does a black boy get for Christmas? A. Your Bike.
Viagra again.
Questions to Ponder about ViagraIf a man overdoses on Viagra, how do they get...
You’ve been programming too long when
When you are counting objects, you go “0,1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,A,B,C,D…”. When asked about a bus schedule,...
Researching this insect
|A prominent Polish scientist conducted very important experiment. He trained a flea to jump...
You’re so stupid… Police
You’re so stupid that when police tell you that you broke the speed limit,...
Problems from the start
|John got off the elevator on the 50th floor and nervously knocked on his...
The CIA was recruiting for a top secret assignment…
The CIA was recruiting for a top secret assignment. They weredown to three recruits,...
Yo mama\\\’s so fat
Yo mama’s so fat, when she went to school, she sat next to everybody!Yo...
Happy Birthday…yech!
Bruce comes home one day and says to his lover, “Please do me a...