On Divorce
Divorce is bachelorhood, with strings attached…Tis better to have loved and lost….than have to...
Alice is in UNIX land
|”Can you help me? asked Alice.”No,” said Negative. “I’m looking for a white consultant.”...
What do you call someone who fucks kids in the ass?
What do you call someone who fucks kids in the ass?A backdoor pedofile!
Using the Elevator
An old hillbilly and his wife had never been more than 7 miles from...
Dad, can you write in the dark?
SILVIA: Dad, can you write in the dark?FATHER: I think so. What do you...
Biblical one-liners… too cool!
Q. What kind of man was Boaz before he married?A. RuthlessQ. What do they...
A story with a moral
While they were taking up the collection, John leaned forward and said, “Hey, Marie,...
What Floor Please?
A woman walks into the local pharmacy and ask’s to see sanitary napkins.The pharmacist...
Where are my pyjamas?
A man calls his wife and says to her, “Honey, I just got the...
Chilly
Your momma so stupid, when I told her it was chilly outside she ran...