What is the difference between a English actuary and…
What is the difference between a English actuary and a Sicilian actuary?An English actuary...
Pinnochio
Pinnochio was receiving complaints from his girlfriend about consummating their passions. “Every time we...
What is red and has seven dents?
What is red and has seven dents?Snow White’s cherry!
More Your Mommas
Your Momma sooo ugly, when she go to the beach the tide don’t come...
Punishment for Gates
Satan greets him: “Welcome Mr. Gates, we’ve been waiting for you. This will be...
A fifth grader looked downcast, so her teacher asked…
A fifth grader looked downcast, so her teacher asked, “What’s theproblem, Carol? I hope...
Do clever men make good husbands?
NOVICE: Do clever men make good husbands?SAGE: Clever men don’t BECOME husbands!
Think quality
A lady swallowed a super Gillette razor blade and her doctor discovered that not...
Three men: a philosopher, a mathematician and an idiot…
Three men: a philosopher, a mathematician and an idiot,were out riding in the car...
Why did the lizard go on a diet?
|Why did the lizard go on a diet?It weighed too much for its scales!