Gold medal
What’s better than winning the gold medal at the special olympics?Not being retarded!
Two Little Old Ladies
Two old ladies were waiting for a bus and one of them was smoking...
Our Stupid Apartments On Fire!
Two blondes realize that their apartment is on fire and go out onto the...
Why did the blonde crash her plane when landing?
Why did the blonde crash her plane when landing?Because the runway was only 25ft...
The first time in the gay bar
A belligerent drunk walks into a bar and hollers:”I can lick any man in...
George Costanza’s Tips for Working Hard IX
Build Vocabulary. Read up on some computer magazines andpick out all the jargon and...
A Martha Stewart Christmas
|Dear Santa:I rarely ask for much. This year is no exception. I don’t need...
All numbers are equal
|Theorem: All numbers are equal.Proof: Choose arbitrary a and b, and let t =...
Super Long Classic!
Dear Tech Support:I am writing this letter as a last resort. Last year I...