How do you get a one armed MAN out of a tree?
How do you get a one armed MAN out of a tree?Wave at him.
Why did God give men larger brains than dogs?
Why did God give men larger brains than dogs? So they won’t hump women’s...
Digger Phelps quotes
|Digger Phelps’ Words of WisdomFrom the NCAA Tournament:”Basketball is a game of two halves.”"We...
The pre-birth class
|When our second child was on the way, my wife and I attended a...
When is premature ejaculation a serious problem?
When is premature ejaculation a serious problem?When it occurs between “hello” and “what’s your...
Bad luck finding a place to hide
|A small balding man storms into a local bar and demands, “Gimme a double...
When I was growing up I used to lick all…
When I was growing up I used to lick all the kids on the...
lawyer and a mosquito
|What’s the difference between a lawyer and a mosquito?A mosquito drops off you when...
Polak In the Desert
A Polak, a black guy, and a white guy were driving through the desert...
How many politicians does it take to change a lightbulb?
How many politicians does it take to change a lightbulb?Two. One to change it,...