Super Looong List of One-Liners!
Q. What would happen if the Pilgrims had killed cats instead of turkeys?A. We’d...
File Your Nails
Patient: Doctor, should I file my nails? Doctor: No, throw them away like everybody...
Want a day off work?
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Playgirl Rejection Letter
Playgirl Rejection LetterNovember 30, 1995PLAYGIRL, INC.Dear Mrs. Smith, We wish to thank you for...
Light ale!
|What do you get if you cross a glow worm with some beer?Light ale!
Leaving money for the dead
|A Brooklyn lawyer, a used car salesman and a banker were gathered by a...
what would happen if your dog’s…
Did you ever stop to wonder what would happen if your dog’s name was...
Dairy queen–whopper
How did the dairy queen get pregnant? The burger king showed her his whopper!!!
Letter from grandma
One day I recieved a letter from grandma…The other day I went up to...
Eskimos Discussing Cold
There were these three Eskimos in Alaska, and one time while they were at...