A site foreman had ten very lazy men working for him…
A site foreman had ten very lazy men working for him, so one day...
Pet owners
There’s a guy with a Doberman Pinscher and a guywith a Chihuahua. The guy...
A Martha Stewart Christmas
|Dear Santa:I rarely ask for much. This year is no exception. I don’t need...
A highway patrolman pulled alongside a speeding car…
A highway patrolman pulled alongside a speeding car.Glancing at the car, he was astounded...
What is the difference between a transvestite sailor and…
What’s the difference between a transvestite sailor and Monica Lewinsky’swardrobe?When you have a transvestite...
Everybody, Somebody, Anybody, and Nobody
Everybody, Somebody, Anybody, and NobodyThis is a story about four people named Everbody, Somebody,...
Eat the watermelons
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Retirement
Retirement means twice as much husband for half as much money.
The only wish
Two guys of limited intelligence were on a ship that sank in themiddle of...
His And Hers ATMs
His And Hers ATMsHIS: 1. Pull up to ATM 2. Insert card 3. Enter...