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Joan, a rather well-proportioned & near-sighted secretary…
Joan, a rather well-proportioned & near-sighted secretary, spent almost all of her vacation sunbathing...
How did the Burger King get the Dairy Queen pregnant?
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Cannibal and Clown
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