Why God Doesn\’t Have a PhD
Why God Doesn’t Have a PhD:1. He has only one major publication.2. It was...
Some shorties…one rude :)
Q: Why did Smokey the Bear never have any children? A: When his wife...
Eucalyptus Road
Sue Ellen passed away so Billy Bob called 911. The operator promised to send...
If…
If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, doesn’t it followthat electricians can be delighted,...
What do you call a nun riding piggyback on the…
What do you call a nun riding piggyback on the hunchback of Notre Dame?Virgin...
This old lady walks out of the grocery store and goes to the bus stop…
This old lady walks out of the grocery store and goes to the bus...
Marmite Competition
I was in a good mood last week. I entered a competition and won...
Polak, Italian and Mafia
Q: You go to a cockfight. How do you know if a Polak is...
Indecent Exposure
A blonde is walking down the street with her blouse open and her right...
What I Want In A Man!
(Age 22)1. Handsome2. Charming3. Financially successful4. A caring listener5. Witty6. In good shape7. Dresses...