One Eye
Two blondes were walking down the road and the first blonde said, “Look at...
Things in Life I’ve Learned.
I’ve learned that you cannot make someone love you. All you can do is...
Blonds Going to Disney World
There were two blonds on their way to Disney World.When they were getting close...
Sneaky, sneaky…
Alice was becoming frustrated by her husband’s insistence that they make love in the...
Red, Yellow, and Green!
A US Border Patrol Agent catches an illegal alien in the bushes right by...
A visiting conventioneer from Saskatchewan walked…
A visiting conventioneer from Saskatchewan walked into a bar in Greenwich Village and sat...
3rd Graders
There was a brunette, a blonde, and a redhead and they were in the...
Yo mamas so fat … skittles
Yo mamas so fat she sat on Saturn and skittles started falling out
Operas that never made it
|Britten: A Midsummer Nightmare.Mozart: The Magic Tuba.Puccini: La Bamba.Rossini: The Plumber of Seville.Verdi: Rigatoni.
A man stumbles up to the only other patron in a bar…
A man stumbles up to the only other patron in a bar and asks...