2 Eggs
An old man and women are going out for a meal to celebrate there...
A mother was reading a book about animals to her 3 year old daughter…
A mother was reading a book about animals to her 3 year old daughter.Mother:...
Oh Boy…more warning signs!
On a cardboard windshield sun shade: “Warning: Do Not Drive With Sun Shield in...
How’d you get that black eye?
First man: How’d you get that black eye?Second man: I called some woman a...
Two blondes were facing each other with a lake between them…
Two blondes were facing each other with a lake between them. The first blonde...
How can you tell if a FAX was sent by a blonde?
How can you tell if a FAX was sent by a blonde? It has...
How can you identify an blind pirate?
How can you identify an blind pirate?He’s the one with patches over both eyes.
Dog story
A veterinarian got a phone call at midnight one night.The woman on the other...
What do men have in common with toilet bowls, aniversaries, and clitorises?
What do men have in common with toilet bowls, aniversaries, andclitorises?They miss them all.
Gates gets punishment
Bill Gates suddenly dies and finds himself face to face with God. God stood...