Actual Court Sayings!
30 things people actually said in courtQuestion1. Q: What is your date of birth?...
The Splatted Toad
Why did the toad cross the road?TO Show his girlfriend he has GUTS!
What’s a real mate?
Q: What’s a real mate?A: Someone who’ll go into town, get two head jobs...
Murphy’s Laws on Sex
MURPHY’S LAWS ON SEX1. The more beautiful the woman is who loves you, the...
The Flashlight
Why did the little girl bury her flashlight?Because the batteries died.
The woman is on fire
|A lady was filling her tank at a gas station, smoking a cigarette, even...
College Degrees
A husband and wife were at a party chatting with some friends when the...
Escaped Prisoner
A man escapes from a prison where he had been kept for 15 years.As...
The Priest
Q: Why did the Priest go to Walmart?A: He wanted to get boys pants...
Little Carrie likes to screw
It’s the Spring of 1957 and Bobby goes to pick up his date. He’s...