A suitable transplant
A fellow is walking into a hospital and sees two doctors down on their...
Underwear
Q: Why do blondes wear underwear?A: They make good ankle warmers.
Get a Life
Patient: Doctor, I have a problem. I feel unhealthy and depressed. Doctor: You should...
A man and a woman are on an elevator at the top…
A man and a woman are on an elevator at the top of theworld’s...
Customer support logs
|Actual dialog of a former Customer Support employee: Support: “Ridge Hall computer assistant; may...
I married Miss Right…
I married Miss Right.I just didn’t know her first name was Always.
Tooth Fairy’s Form Letter
Dear:Thank you for leaving tooth under your pillow last night.While we make every...
Household items
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What is the difference between mayonaise and sperm?
What’s the difference between mayonaise and sperm?Mayonaise doesn’t hit the back of a girls...
On the Menu today!
A guy walks into a pub and sees a sign hanging over the bar...