Gonna Get Lucky
A young man goes into a drug store to buy condoms.The pharmacist says the...
The Ballerina
This nasty, sweaty woman, wearing a sleeveless sundress, walks into a bar. She raises...
‘Here Kitty, kitty, kitty’!
|What does a twelve-pound mouse say to a cat?’Here Kitty, kitty, kitty’!
Number One Sport
A woman, while touring a small South American country was shown a bullfight. The...
Proper Manners
The nervous young bride became irritated by her husband’s lusty advances on their wedding...
You might be a redneck if… highschool
Your high school annual is now a mug shot book for the police department.
Coffee Klatch
Four Catholic ladies were having coffee.The first Catholic woman tells her friends “My son...
Politically Correct Terms
New Official Politically Correct Terms for the 90′sOLD—————NEWconservative–reactionarythe establishment–white power elitehearing person–temporarily aurally abledsighted...
Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?
What’s the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?One is made of plastic...
Why do women fake orgasms?
Why do women fake orgasms?Because men fake foreplay.