Super Looong List of One-Liners!
Q. What would happen if the Pilgrims had killed cats instead of turkeys?A. We’d...
A guy in a bar
The bartender asks him “What’ll you have?”. The guy answers, “A scotch, please”. The...
The Italian
One day I go to Toronto and stay in a bigga hotel.I go down...
Yo mamas so fat … skittles
Yo mamas so fat she sat on Saturn and skittles started falling out
Abraham wants to upgrade his PC to Windows 95…
Abraham wants to upgrade his PC to Windows 95.Isaac is incredulous. ‘Pop,’ he says,...
A love story
John Blanchard stood up from the bench, straightened his Army uniform, and studied the...
Doctors Daiquiri
A Doctor made it his regular habit to stop at a bar for a...
Two drunks sitting at the rural area bar, lamenting…
Two drunks sitting at the rural area bar, lamenting their lack of a sex...
Go on a hiking trip
|Sherlock Holmes and Matthew Watson were on a camping and hiking trip. They had...
Will this operation hurt me at all?
|Patient (to cosmetic surgeon): Will it hurt me, doctor?Surgeon: Only when you get my...