Optimist vs. Pessimist
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Meet the Schitts!
You don’t know Jack Schitt!When someone says “You don’t know Jack Schitt”, well, now...
Criminal Mastermind
An applicant was filling out a job application. When he came to the question,...
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Yo mama is so lazy
Yo mama so lazy she thinks a two-income family is where yo daddy has...
Dishwasher Repair
What do you do if your dishwasher stops working?Slap the bitch!
Celtic Mortality
What is the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral? One less...
An angel wrote…
An angel wrote:Many people will walk in and out of your life, but only...
The Blonde Coyote
Ever hear about the blonde coyote who got a leg stuck in a trap...
Bird jokes 05
|Q: What do you get if you cross a woodpecker with a carrier pigeon?A:...