Who gave you those black eyes?
|A regular at Bob’s Bar came in one evening sporting a matched pair of...
Warning labels
If government is going to put health warning labels on beer, wine and liquor,...
Make it out of a desert
|An Irishman, a black guy, and a white guy were driving through the desert...
He had his own frog horn!
|Why did the toad become a lighthouse keeper?He had his own frog horn!
A really bad, terrible mistake
Fred goes to a doctor and says, “Doc, I want to be castrated.” Doc...
How do a jewish couple have oral sex?
How do a jewish couple have oral sex?… “SET AT OPPOSITE ENDS OF THE...
I don’t owe anything for this drink
|The bartender asks the guy sitting at the bar, “What’ll you have?” The guy...
Finding half an apple!
|What is worse than finding a maggot in your apple?Finding half an apple!
Microsoft runs the I.R.S.
|If Microsoft Ran The IRS “Government should be run like a business.” We’ve all...
Bookworm
“For Heaven’s sake, Chris, why can’t you talk to me once in a while?”...