Cow gives birth
A man was helping one of his cows give birth, when he noticed his...
Clever Teacher
A high school English teacher reminds her class of tomorrow’s final exam. “Now class,...
Put-Downs Galore!
Some good put-downs…ya’ never know when you’ll need one!I refuse to enter a battle...
Skylights
I had skylights installed at my place the other day…the peoplethat live upstairs are...
Duck sentence.
TEACHER: “Johnny, use defeat, deduct, defense, and detail in onesentence.”JOHNNY: “De-feet of DE-duck went...
The art of foreplay
Woman, “Slow down, foreplay is an art.”Man, “Well, if you don’t get your canvas...
Height Problems
A lady had a height problem – she was TOO tall, being excatly 2...
Opposites attract
“You and your husband don’t seem to have an awful lot incommon,” said the...
Software development cycle
|1. Programmer produces code he believes is bug-free.2. Product is tested. 20 bugs are...
Pig misunderstanding
|Howard County Police officers still write their reports by hand, and the data is...