ABC’s of ex girlfriends
A is for Arteries. You know, the things that your ex-girlfriend ripped out because...
The doctor took Bill into the room and said…
The doctor took Bill into the room and said,”Bill, I have some good news...
Response To Roving Eyes
My girlfriend and I were in a restaurant and this strikingly attractive woman in...
What is the best thing about a blow job?
What’s the best thing about a blow job? – The 15 minutes of silence!
Why is sex like money in the bank?
Why is sex like money in the bank?Because when you withdraw, you lose interest.Sent...
How to Get A Good Night Sleep
By the time Dave pulled into the small town every hotel room was taken....
Things To Think About Our Government
29 Members of Congress have been accused of spousal abuse. 7 Have been arrested...
The Pharmacist
Upon arriving home in eager anticipation of a leisurely evening, the husband was met...
Math?
Did you hear about the constipated mathematician? He worked it out with a pencil…
Nice Car!
A guy driving a Yugo pulls up at a stoplight next to a Rolls-Royce....