Microsoft renames itself
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Why is 6 scared of 7 ?
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Blonde Stewardess
An airline captain was breaking in a very pretty new blonde stewardess. The route...
O.J., Elway, and Modell?
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What is a breathanalyzer?
“Shhaaayyy, buddy, what’s a ‘Breathalyzer’?” asked one drunk to his friend at the next...
Higgins lived in Staten Island,
|Higgins lived in Staten Island, New York, and worked in Manhattan. He had to...
Redneck Census Form!
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Why study Economics?
|Top reasons to study Economics1. Economists are armed and dangerous: “Watch out for our...
More Office Wisdom…
A pat on the back is only a few centimeters from a kick in...
A married man thought he would give his wife a birthday surprise…
A married man thought he would give his wife a birthdaysurprise by buying her...