Getting Old
Dear Maevis,I have become a little older since I saw you last and a...
The Grocery Store.
A young boy had a job bagging groceries at a supermarket. One day the...
How gross is that?
Gross is having to tuck your hemorrhoid into your sock so you won’t step...
A priest is teaching a nun how to swim…
A priest is teaching a nun how to swim and the nun says to...
Vincent Van Gogh\’s relatives:
After much careful research, it has been discovered that the artist Vincent Van Gogh...
How do you make a dead baby float?
How do you make a dead baby float?Two scoops of ice cream and one...
Welfare
A guy walks into the local welfare office, marches straight up to the counter...
Age Quotes
I’m so old they’ve cancelled my blood type. Bob Hope As you get older...
If two lawyers were drowning…
No lawyers allowed- Prosecutors will be violated! If two lawyers were drowning, and you...
What’s the difference between a woman with PMS and…
Q: What’s the difference between a woman with PMS and a pit bull?A: Lipstick.