Dad will never say
|Top Ten Things You’ll Never Hear a Dad Say10. Well, how ’bout that?… I’m...
Brrr Its Cold
An American has sex with a Soviet emigre woman. The next day his prick...
Pink and Purple
What is the difference between pink and purple?The grip, man, its all in the...
This is horny!
This girl I know told me she was so horny her own tongue’s starting...
The Priest
Q: Why did the Priest go to Walmart?A: He wanted to get boys pants...
Quotes
* Personally, I think that people who say they wish they had their lives...
Insult Collection #16
At least you are not obnoxious like so many other people — you are...
Little Johnny can count.
The teacher asked little Johnny if he knows his numbers.”Yes,” he said. “I do....
An old man, Mr. Smith, resided in a nursing home…
An old man, Mr. Smith, resided in a nursing home. One day he went...
Kid’s Letters to God
Dear GOD, In school they told us what You do. Who does it when...