Mother Knows Best
John invited his mother over for dinner. During the meal, his mother couldn’t help...
Two buddies get together and decide to…
Two buddies get together and decide togo to a whorehouse, one of them tired...
Tired On 1 April
Why were the Scouts so tired on April 1?Because they had just finished a...
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Your mamma’s so fat when she wears a yellow rain coast outside I yell...
Donors
A man and a woman were waiting at the hospital donation center.Man: “What are...
Irish jokes in a pub
|A ventriloquist is telling Irish jokes in a pub, when an irate Irishman stands...
Husband 1.0
|Last year a friend of mine upgraded from BoyFriend 1.0 to Husband 1.0 and...
Headache Cure
John went to Dr. Smith because of intense migraine headaches.The doctor tried many things,...
What do you call Batman and Robbin run over?
What do you call Batman and Robbin run over?Flatman and Ribbon.Sent by Matias
Ten Important Men In Woman’s Life
They are: Her Doctor; he says, “Take your clothes off.”Her Dentist; he says, “Open...