1 wish ?
Two guys, of limited intelligence, were on a ship that sank in the middle...
Giving away a horse
|A retiring farmer in preparation for selling his land, needed to rid his farm...
What’s the similarity between Michael Jackson and McDonalds?
Here’s a gross one:What’s the similarity between Michael Jackson and McDonalds?They both stick their...
Ordered to pay fines
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
George W and the VP…
George W. Bush and his veep running mate, Dick Cheney were talking,when George W....
An old man of 70 married a young girl of 18…
An old man of 70 married a young girl of 18. When they got...
Kidnapped by a redneck?
Q: How do you know you’ve been kidnapped by a redneck?A: He’s asking 2...
Bigfoot
Why did the runner quit the race against bigfoot?He couldn’t face defeet!!
What did the boy with a long tongue and big lips say to his mom…
What did the boy with a long tongue and biglips say to his mom...
How Deaf?
A man is talking to the family doctor. “Doc, I think my wife’s going...