Ticket to Titsburg
A guy goes to buy a train ticket, and the girl selling tickets has...
Mr. Horntoot admitted to his wife that he was feeling…
Mr. Horntoot admitted to his wife that he was feeling muchbetter since his operation,...
I’ll just call my lawyer about this
|Another on that I have seen pulled is to have someone speak out at...
A girl called the police department and reported that…
A girl called the police department and reported that she had been assaulted. The...
No legs cold.
What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in your...
Office Worker Resolution
|RESOLUTION #1: 1999: I will read at least 20 good books a year. 2000:...
Retirement
Retirement means twice as much husband for half as much money.
Optimist vs. Pessimist
|A family had twin boys whose only resemblance to each other was their looks....
Blondes
A blonde and a brunette are taking a walk, and the burnette goes, “Oh...
Bad convenience foods
|The Eight Worst Convenience FoodsAnd I thought nothing could top Hormel’s pickled eggs …...