The Witch
Two old guys, like 80 yrs. old, went to a whore house and told...
What is the smartest blonde?
What is the smartest blonde?A golden retriever
More Pick Up Lines
1. I want you almost as much as I want world peace.2. You can...
Clinton Fart
Three surgeons at a conference were discussing their greatest operations during one of the...
Bush’s Tragedy
One day, President Bush visited an elementary school. All the kids were so excited...
No change
Husband, upon meeting ex- after two years of separation:”Listen honey, why don’t we have...
A young married couple has difficulties conceiving a baby…
A young married couple has difficulties conceiving a baby, so after a while the...
Say When Giving Birth
Q: What does a blonde say when she gives birth?A: Gee, are you sure...
Rectum Wins
One day the different parts of the body were having an argument to see...