At the Amusement Park
A young man took a blind date to an amusement park.They went for a...
What’s the best way to kill a man?
Q: What’s the best way to kill a man?A: Put a naked woman and...
Senior’s Thoughts (Classic)
What are seniors worth anyway? They are worth a fortune, with all the silver...
Bus Full of Politicians
A bus filled with politicians was driving through the countryside one day, on the...
The Splice
A man went to a doctor to have his penis enlarged. Well, this particular...
Recipe for Banana Bread
Recipe for Banana Bread Ingredients: 2 Laughing Eyes 2 Loving Arms 2 Well Shaped...
Piano jokes
|Q: What do you get when you drop a piano down a mine shaft?A:...
If Timex made toasters…
If Timex made toasters…They would be cheap and small quartz-crystal wrist toastersthat take a...
Things I’ve Learned From My Cat
Make the world your playground.Whenever you miss the sandbox, cover it up. Dragging a...
Screen Door
Q: What does a screen door and a blonde have in common? A: The...