There was once a wide mouth frog…
There was once a wide mouth frog. She had babies and she didn’t know...
What is the difference between a hockey game…
What is the difference between a hockey game and a High School reunion? At...
A supermarket had a sale on boneless chicken breasts…
A supermarket had a sale on boneless chicken breasts, and a woman I know...
Proof Santa is a Woman!
Santa Claus is a woman….I hate to be the one to defy sacred myth,...
Why do women fake orgasms?
Why do women fake orgasms?Because men fake foreplay.
Why did the punk cross the road?
Why did the punk cross the road?Because he was stapled to the chickens back.
Good boys
Mum caught little Johnny jerking his meat off one day.She told him – “Johnny...
bone specialist
He should study to be a bone specialist — he has the head for...
A croakus!
|What’s a frogs favorite flower?A croakus!
The definition of amnesia
AMNESIA:Condition that enables a woman who has gone throughlabor to have sex again.