Polak Crossed The Road
Q: Why did the Polak cross the road?A: He couldn’t get his dick out...
Hello, Hello, Hello
This guy comes home from work and when he walks into his bedroom, he...
A man decided to have a face lift…
A man decided to have a face lift for his birthday. He spends $5,000...
New Coin
A spokesperson for the U.S. Mint announced that a new fifty-cent piece was being...
The Pearly Gates Computer
A man arrives at the Pearly Gates and finds that St. Peter is not...
‘Twas the Night before Finals
|T’was the night before finals,And all through the college,The students were prayingFor last minute...
Why Are Some Hairs White?
Why Are Some Hairs White?One day, a little girl is sitting and watching her...
Moving
I saw a garbage truck driving yesterday. You never told me you were moving.
Bucket
Q: What’s the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of shit? A: The...
Marriage quotes 07
|Many a wife thinks her husband is the world’s greatest lover. But she can...