Scottie (Star Trek)
Ha ha ha,very funny Scottie….NOW BEAM DOWN MY CLOTHES!!
What do you call…
What do you call 3 blondes under a Christmas tree?Ho-Ho-Ho!
If the bird of wisdom is an owl, and the bird of peace…
If the bird of wisdom is an owl, and the bird of peace is...
A fair deal
A friend of mine just got divorced. He and his ex-wife split the house....
The barber was finishing a haircut…
The barber was finishing a haircut on a customer one dayand started to apply...
The lazy hubby
A husband is at home watching a football game when his wife interrupts, “Honey,...
Clarinet jokes
|Q: What’s the definition of a nerd?A: Someone who has his or her own...
What Am I Doing?
The brash young gynecologist, fresh out of medical school, took one look at his...
Reasons to leave work
|1. Not spending enough quality time with the kitchen applicances.2. Came dressed in only...
What’s your wife’s name?
|St. Peter is questioning three married couples to see if they qualify for admittance...