The FAA Inspection
|With the number of airline disasters lately, the FAA now sends an inspector to...
bear and a rabbit
A bear is chasing a rabbit through a forest. They find a bottle and...
Swallowed a Pillow
Patient: Doctor, I think I swallowed a pillow. Doctor: How do you feel? Patient:...
Let’s take a trip to Disney
|Two blondes had driven across the country to see Disney World in Florida.As they...
What does a lesbian have in common with a mechanic?
Q: What does a lesbian have in common with a mechanic?A: Snap-on tools!
A prisoner with skills
|Several years ago, Andy was sentenced to prison. During his stay, he got along...
If Microsoft built cars
|Top Ten ways things would be different if Microsoft built cars:1. A Particular model...
What did Mr. Spock find in the toilet?
What did Mr. Spock find in the toilet? The Captain’s log.
Never talk to the parrot
|Mrs. Peterson phoned the repairman because her dishwasher quit working. He couldn’t accommodate her...
Touch-typists
Q: Why are only 2% of blondes touch-typists?A: The rest are hunt’n peckers.