What kind of Bees…
What kind of Bees make honey? Honey Bees!What kind of Bees make Milk? BOOBIES!
A man stumbles up to the only other patron in a bar…
A man stumbles up to the only other patron in a bar and asks...
No Jobs.
Q: Why do so many black people move to Detroit?A: Because they heard there...
One wish to each
|Three blondes were walking through the desert when they found a magic genie’s lamp.After...
A young girl is speaking with her father…
A young girl is speaking with her father.”Daddy, what’s that between your legs?”"That’s my...
Chemical Properties of Woman
Element: WomanSymbol: WoAtomic Weight: Accepted as 118, but known to vary 105-175.Discoverer: AdamOccurrence: Copious...
Waiting Room
I was sitting in the waiting room of the hospital after my wife had...
50/50 relationship
|How do men define a 50/50 relationship?We cook/they eat we clean/they dirty we iron/they...
What do Ethiopians and Yoko Ono have in common?
What do Ethiopians and Yoko Ono have in common?They both live off dead Beatles.
Annoyance
What is the best way to annoy your wife/husband during sex?Call her/him on the...