A seal visits a local bar
|A seal walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a drink.The bartender...
Girlfriend 1.0 software
|Last year, my friend upgraded his GirlFriend 3.1 to GirlFriendPlus1.0 (marketing name: Fiancee1.0).Recently he...
What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?
What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?Bugs Bunny.
Wife isn’t in the car
|On a rural road a state trooper pulled this farmer over and said: “Sir,...
For his wife’s birthday party, a doctor ordered a cake…
For his wife’s birthday party, a doctor ordered a cake with this inscription:”You are...
HillBilly Memories
There was a reporter from the city stuck in a small mountainous town in...
A man takes the ferry home from work
|John Smith lived in Staten Island, New York and worked in Manhattan. He had...
What do you give the paedophile who has everything?
What do you give the paedophile who has everything?Another parish
A young soldier was making his first parachute jump…
A young soldier was making his first parachute jump.The corporal explained the procedure “You...
We Don’t Argue
Jim and I have been married for two years now and we have not...