Panic
Mrs. Smith: Help me, doctor! Little Tommy’s swallowed the can-opener!Doctor: Don’t panic. He’ll be...
George Bernard Shaw
|While at a concert being performed by a very bad orchestra, George Bernard Shaw...
A small boy walks into his mothers room…
A small boy walks into his mothers room and catches her topless.”Mummy, mummy, what...
Ten years on a deserted island
|A man is stranded on a desert island, all alone for ten years. One...
In San Francisco
Q: Why don’t blondes in San Francisco wear short black mini skirts?A: Cause their...
The Italian
One day I go to Toronto and stay in a bigga hotel.I go down...
Sex Education
A man boarded an airplane and took his seat. As he settled in, he...
Things Adults Learn From Kids:
There is no such thing as child-proofing your house. If you spray hair spray...
IDEAL DATE
Age IDEAL DATE 17 He offers to pay 25 He pays 35 He cooks...
Rubbers
What does a smart man do with 365 used rubbers?? Makes it a tire...