The captain and the camel
A Captain in the foreign legion was transferred to a desert outpost. On his...
A shapely lady in a bikini walked into the ocean to take a swim…
A shapely lady in a bikini walked into the ocean to take a swim....
The politically correct Christmas
|On the 12th day of the Eurocentrically imposed midwinter festival, my Significant Other in...
Bilingual Dog
A police dog responds to an ad for work with the FBI. “Well,” says...
Demise of a partner
|One day while walking down the street a highly successful partner in a law...
Sharing everything
|A young man saw an elderly couple sitting down to lunch at McDonald’s. He...
Mrs. Grednik, who was a little on the chubby side…
Mrs. Grednik, who was a little on the chubby side, was at her weight-watchers...
Universal excuse form.
The Universal Excuse Form is designed to get you out of the trouble that...
You Mama’s So Ugly…
- Yo Mama’s so ugly, when she joined an ugly contest, they said “Sorry,...
Write for mail order
|An elderly fisherman wrote to a mail order house the following: “Please send me...