The Perfect Day – Him and Her
The Perfect Day – Her 8:45 Wake up to hugs and kisses 9:00 5...
Plumbing
A pipe burst in a doctor’s house. He called a plumber. The plumber arrived,...
When God created Canada!
On the sixth day God turned to the angel Gabriel and said “Today I...
This man was having problems getting it up to have sex…
This man was having problems getting it up to have sex with his wife,...
Perks of being over 40…
Perks of being over 40…1. Kidnappers are not very interested in you. 2. In...
When that fool Reagan said…
When that fool Reagan said that the Soviet Union was a failedexperiment headed for...
Definitions from Kids
Science definitions from Kids…H2O is hot water, and CO2 is cold water.To collect fumes...
Global Stupids
|Saddam Hussein’s stockpile is deadly. The smoke from his biological weapons could mix with...
My Aunt
Joe says to Bill, “Want to see a picture of my Aunt?”Bill said, “Sure.”So...
Three Nuns
Three nuns were talking one sunny day in June. The first nun said, “I...