Whats blue and does not fit any more?
Whats blue and doesn’t fit any more? – A dead epileptic.
Where is your wife?
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Definitions from Kids
Science definitions from Kids…H2O is hot water, and CO2 is cold water.To collect fumes...
Story of my friend
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A present for the anniversary
A middle-aged Jewish guy is out to dinner with his wife to celebrate her...
A promise to keep
“But this isn’t an engagement ring.” the young lady protested. “Why it’s just a...
Blondes and chocolate chip cookies.
Q: How many blondes does it take to make chocolate chip cookies?A: 30 –...
Men’s rules for Women!
by Every guy in America:1. It is only common courtesy that you should leave...
Visiting the modern art museum, a lady turned…
Visiting the modern art museum, a lady turnedto an attendant standing nearby.”This,” she said,...
Going to the office
|Hubby – You always carry my photo in your handbag to the office. Why?...