Doctor, should I file my nails?
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There’s this couple and they’ve been dating for quite some time. He wants her...
Did you know Sex is a crime?
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Blonde weighs baby
At a pharmacy, a blonde asked to use the infant scale to weigh the...
What is the definition of a virgin?
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Ways A Nerd Can Impress
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French horn jokes
|Q: What do you get when you cross a French horn player with a...
The bored Swede
A swedish man was bored. He was bored with his work, bored with his...
An Irish priest and a Rabbi found themselves sharing…
An Irish priest and a Rabbi found themselves sharing a compartment on a train.After...
Devil herself
A fellow’s wife was very worried about her husband’s heavy drinking and one night...