Horse Sense
An out-of-towner accidentally drives his car into a deep ditch on the side of...
dying woman needs brain
A woman diagnosed as having a brain tumor was told by her doctor that...
Paying Rent
“That bastard husband of mine wanted me to sleep with the landlord because he...
Painting Contractor
A painting contractor was speaking with a woman about her job. In thefirst room...
Who’s got long blonde hair and big tits…
Who’s got long blonde hair and big tits,and lives in Melbourne, Australia? Salman Rushdie.
Girls and Hockey
Why can’t girls play hockey?Because they have to change their pads every period!
Yo Mama
Yo Mama is so fat that when she sleeps around the house, she sleeps...
Silly superstition
“Say, how old are you anyway ?” the reporter asked as theobviously young lass...
A high school senior was inspecting Harvard University…
A high school senior was inspecting Harvard University, where he hopedto attend the following...
New Relationship Book
“My wife suggested a book for me to read to enhance our relationship. It’s...