“E I E I O.”
|It was general question time on the “Top of the World” quiz show and...
A man comes home and hears hard breathing female noises…
A man comes home and hears hard breathing female noises frominside the aprtment, walks...
97 year old man comes to his doctor looking depressed…
97 year old man comes to his doctor looking depressed.He says “Doc, I think...
Stupid Funny Quotes
“Things are more like they are now than they have ever been.” –President Gerald...
The morning after
Bob woke up after the annual office Christmas party with apounding headache, cotton-mouthed and...
If Radio Shack made toasters…
If Radio Shack made toasters…The staff would sell you a toaster, but not know...
Corporal Conroy needed to use a pay phone…
Corporal Conroy needed to use a pay phone, but didn’t havechange for a dollar....
A shapely lady in a bikini walked into the ocean to take a swim…
A shapely lady in a bikini walked into the ocean to take a swim....
Aging
Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional.Insanity is my only means of relaxation.Forget...
Surgery
I had my appendix removed. There was nothing wrong with it, I just did...