The Pope calls a meeting of all the cardinals…
The Pope calls a meeting of all the cardinals. When they have all assembled...
My wife is pregnant
|A man speaks frantically into the phone, “My wife is pregnant, and her contractions...
DUMB Questions Part 5!
Why do we say something is out of whack? What is a whack?Why do...
Short Irish Jokes
|Q: Did you hear about the Irish abortion clinic?A: It has a 12 month...
To stop her 4-year old daughter from biting her nails…
To stop her 4-year old daughter from biting her nails, her mother tells her...
No Parking
This particular Wizard worked in a modern factory. Everything was satisfactory except that certain...
One day shortly after the birth of their new baby…
One day shortly after the birth of their new baby, the mother had to...
Revenge of the blondes
Q: Why are so many blonde jokes one-liners? A: So brunettes can remember them.Q:...
IDIOTS ARE EASY TO PLEASE
|I was sitting in my science class, when the teacher commented that the next...
The politically correct Christmas
|On the 12th day of the Eurocentrically imposed midwinter festival, my Significant Other in...