No Sex on the Ark!
When the Ark’s door was closed, Noah called a meeting with all the animals....
Why Nipples?
Why did God give woman nipples?To make suckers out of men.
The Australian way
After working for years, a hooker finally retired and, being afraidof spending the rest...
Numbers equal zero
|Theorem : All numbers are equal to zero.Proof: Suppose that a=b. Thena = ba^2...
One day Pete was complaining to his friend…
One day Pete was complaining to his friend “my elbow hurts. I bettersee a...
This little Piggy!
A pig walks into a bar and orders a beer. After drinking it, he...
10 Reasons Not To Jog
1. My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was 60. She’s...
Looking to buy a frog?
|A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender, “If I show you...
If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked…
If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked,doesn’t it follow that electricians can be delighted,musicians...
Signs and notices 10
These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations. Sign for a...