Things never to say to a cop
1. I can’t reach my license unless you hold my beer. (OK in Texas)...
The Urinalysis
One day, John’s tennis elbow was acting up and he decided to stop in...
Long Life
Doctor: You’re in good health. You’ll live to be80. Patient: But, doctor, I am...
What is a blondes way of safe sex?
What is a blonde’s way of having safe sex?Locking the car doors!
President Clinton
There was no action at the White House the past few days, hear about...
Signs and notices 05
These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations. Outside a country...
Stand up nuts!
The recreational director of a mental hospital wanted to take a wellbehaved group of...
How long does it take for a woman to orgasm?
How long does it take for a woman to orgasm? Who cares?
Taste It
A Jewish boy was walking with his girlfriend on the grounds of his father’s...
Out of a tree
Q: How do you get a lawyer out of a tree? A: Cut the...