Why are women so bad at mathematics?
Q: Why are women so bad at mathematics? A: Because men keep telling them...
A Dose of HMO’s Own Medicine
A doctor, a nurse, and the top executive of an HMO have all died...
Is this her first?..
A guy calls the hospital. He says, “You gotta send help! My wife’s goinginto...
drunk guy and the nun
There was a guy in a bar one night that got really drunk. I...
Help!
Operator, operator, call me an ambulance!!! Okay, sir, you’re an ambulance!
Polak Is Mugged
A Polak was jumped by two muggers and fought like hell, but was finally...
Office Worker Resolution
|RESOLUTION #1: 1999: I will read at least 20 good books a year. 2000:...
Mother Teresa’s Constipation
Two nuns walk into a liquor store and one asked the clerk for the...
Bear Hunt
Two men went bear hunting. While one stayed in the cabin, the other went...
What does a man and a floor have in common?
Q: What does a man and a floor have in common? A: You lay...