Your Dad’s Like Cement
You dad’s like cement, it takes him two days to get hard!
Monica at the Dry Cleaners
Monica needed to get one of her dresses cleaned so she takes it to...
I have got trouble with the wife again…
I’ve got trouble with the wife again – she came into the bar looking...
Harp jokes
|A harp is a nude piano.A Celtic harpist spends half her time tuning her...
Proud Of Daddy
Three boys are in the schoolyard bragging about their fathers.The first boy says, “My...
Whats the difference between a bunch of lawyers in a porche…
Whats the difference between a bunch of lawyers in a porcheand a porcupine? –...
Criminal Hall of Shame
Every day, we are assaulted by stories of stupid people — many of whom...
Grandpa is fine.
A man goes to visit his 85-year-old grandfather in the hospital.”How are you grandpa?”...
Jumping on the bed
Q: How do you stop a black kid from jumping on the bed?A: Put...
It’s the same thing!
There was a new girl in school, when asked her name, she replied “Happy-Butt”....