Hotel’s loud snorers
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
What’s a real mate?
Q: What’s a real mate?A: Someone who’ll go into town, get two head jobs...
Cat jokes 02
|Q: What do you get if you cross a tiger with a sheep?A: A...
Fastest Thing In The World
There were 4 guys sitting in a bar. One of them decided to play...
Waiting Room
I was sitting in the waiting room of the hospital after my wife had...
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Why did the chicken cross the road?- To escape an oppressive military regime.
Trumpet jokes
|Q: How many lead trumpet players does it take to change a light bulb?A:...
…And I will do anything for love.
The beautiful secretary of the president of a bank goes on a sight-seeingtour with...
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And God Created Woman. And She was Good. She had 2 arms, 2 legs...
What’s the difference between a whale and a dyke?
What’s the difference between a whale and a dyke? Oh, about ten pounds, and...