One-Upmanship
A little boy and a little girl, on a beach, are arguing. Little boy...
A dilemma
When someone asks you, “A penny for your thoughts”,and you put your two cents...
Learning to Pick Up Toys
Dad: Look at this room. It’s a mess. When will our kids start picking...
Star spangled banner
you might be a red neck if you think the last words to the...
Changing Schools.
A ten year-old Jewish boy was failing math. His parents tried everything from tutors...
What do you call a blonde that just came out of the closet?
What do you call a blonde that just came out of the closet?The Hide...
Peroxides and Black Men
Q: What do peroxide blondes and black men have in common?A: They both have...
N equals N plus one
|Theorem: n=n+1Proof:(n+1)^2 = n^2 + 2*n + 1Bring 2n+1 to the left:(n+1)^2 – (2n+1)...
How To Blind A Woman:
How do you blind a woman? Put a windshield in front of her face!
Evolution of Mom
|The Evolution of Mom Yes, parenthood changes everything. But parenthood also changes with each...