Finding A Penis
There was a little old man who really took care of his body. He...
Strongest Man
The local bar was so sure that its bartender was the strongest man around...
From a Southwest Airlines employee….
From a Southwest Airlines employee….”Welcome aboard Southwest Flight XXX, to YYY. To operate your...
Two storks on a nest, a father stork and baby stork…
Two storks on a nest, a father stork and baby stork. Baby is crying...
Three legged Donkey
What do you call a donkey with three legs?A wonkey!
Yo mama has
one leg and a bicycle. 4 eyes and 2 pair of sunglasses. so much...
If Timex ran Christmas…
|The holiday would be cheap, small, quartz-crystal driven, and would let you take a...
Condom Buying
A young man goes into a drug store to buy condoms.The pharmacist says the...
How are a blonde legs like cheese wiz?
How are a blonde’s legs like cheese wiz? They’re both useless unless they’re spread!
Blonde paints the porch
A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a...