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Leaving
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Go to the hospital
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What happened to the Pope when he visited Mount Olive?
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Stupid Insults 10/31
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Joining the Lord’s Army.
A friend was in front of me coming out of church one day, and...
cross a firefly and a moth
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This guy was walking down a street in Texas and this hooker…
This guy was walking down a street in Texas and this hooker says, “Say,...
Tips for driving people insane!
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